Joey Tribbiani isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but he has some of the most brilliant and hilarious quotes on the show. Here are 10 of our favorites.
“Well the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.”
Can you think of a better solution?
“You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”
Joey attempts to speak to Ross in his “language.”
“You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.”
One of the only people Joey always calls back.
“I’m curvy and I like it!”
Admirable body confidence from Joey.
“Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you!”
After Chandler apologizes for “crossing the line.”
“I am pretty wisdomous.”
He is, he really is.
“Joey doesn’t share food.”
And that’s final.
“But it hurts my Joey’s apple.”
Because Joey obviously thinks that the ‘Adam’s apple’ is named after each individual man.
“Name? I know Ross but what’s is short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstopher.”
Ross’s expression is priceless.
“How you doin’?”
And of course, the quote that we all think of when we think of Joey Tribianni… “how you doin’?”
